Anyone who has ever met me will attest to the fact that I wear whatever is closest to me on the floor in the morning, and every outfit I own was picked out from the store by my mother.
I am the last person anyone should ever take fashion advice from, but I do sort of kinda know what I'm talking about...
Jeggings
Okay, okay hear me out. We all know about jeggings, but lets just talk about this for a minute, Designers, you want me, ME, to squeeze myself into leggings that sorta look like pants, and go around showing off the "junk in my trunk" that does not exist? Here's all I have to say about jeggings if you look like a supermodel wear jeggings, the men of planet earth thank you. If you do not look like a supermodel, good for you!! If you still want to wear jeggings at least PLEASE for me, wear underwear. And no, I don't want to talk about that last sentence. But there is a story, I promise.
dresses
I know what you're thinking how can you get a dress wrong right? There are 2 ways you can get a dress wrong. Not wearing a dress at all, and #2 again not wearing underwear!!! Can we all just agree to wear underwear? For the sake of the innocence of our children, but I'm always wrong so nobody get offended okay!! Also I personally think dresses with the 1950's skirt flare are the cutest, but that's beside the point.
Anyway this is me, being weird, and potentially offensive, sorry, but I didn't have anything for D either. :)
Fashion is an evil plot foisted upon us by the giant marketing machine that runs the world. Just say no.... but yes to underwear. :-)
ReplyDeleteGetting dressed in the morning is too hard. I put everything out the night before when my brain's actually online.
ReplyDeleteI've noticed you're not posting. Are you giving up on the AtoZ? Hope not.