Just to make this clear

Hey,
 It's that time of the year AGAIN, here I was thinking that EOC's were a hunger games-esque test thrown at puny Freshman to turn them into emotionally stunted ego-maniacs, and here I am taking another one. In retrospect I was completely off on that. We were emotionally stunted and egomaniacs long before we took our first EOC's I just like to give raging teenage hormones periodical breaks from shouldering the blame. Anyway this is my lame and not at all convincing excuse for not posting for a long long time, and probably riding that trend out for the rest of May... March? April? What month is it?!?! I don't know my head is murdering me.
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I've got a splitting headache... get it. You do right? because if you didn't I would be very sad :(
Anywho I'll post next whenever because I'm unreliable irresponsible, and taking EOC's, and to be frank my English teacher checks up on this and if I got less than a perfect on every one of the assignments she handed out from here on out but posted on my blog every day weeeell... she may have a prob with that.
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D- dressing myself for once

Anyone who has ever met me will attest to the fact that I wear whatever is closest to me on the floor in the morning, and every outfit I own was picked out from the store by my mother.
I am the last person anyone should ever take fashion advice from, but I do sort of kinda know what I'm talking about...
Jeggings

Okay, okay hear me out. We all know about jeggings, but lets just talk about this for a minute, Designers, you want me, ME,  to squeeze myself into leggings that sorta look like pants, and go around showing off the "junk in my trunk" that does not exist? Here's all I have to say about jeggings if you look like a supermodel wear jeggings, the men of planet earth thank you. If you do not look like a supermodel, good for you!! If you still want to wear jeggings at least PLEASE  for me, wear underwear. And no, I don't want to talk about that last sentence. But there is a story, I promise.

dresses
I know what you're thinking how can you get a dress wrong right? There are 2 ways you can get a dress wrong. Not wearing a dress at all, and #2 again not wearing underwear!!! Can we all just agree to wear underwear? For the sake of the innocence of our children, but I'm always wrong so nobody get offended okay!! Also I personally think dresses with the 1950's skirt flare are the cutest, but that's beside the point.
 Anyway this is me, being weird, and potentially offensive, sorry, but I didn't have anything for D either. :)

C- cats, cookies, and other things that everyone should love

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First of all, Woohoo finally a topic I know a little something about, cookies, and cats. Although I am also a dog person, today is C, and I'm not quite sure, but I think I may faintly, almost, sort of remember my kindergarten teacher repeating to me over and over, tears streaming down her face, "C is for cat, D is for Dog. C is for Cat D is for Dog." yesterday at the supermarket. Not absolutely certain about that, but I'll take her word for it, so here we are on "C". At home we have 3 cats all with very unique names that only young children when they collaborate for 2 years can come up with such as, "furry cat", and by collaborate I mean my little sister pronounces the name she deems acceptable, and screams until we agree with her.

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We always agree.

Moving on to the cookie portion I will simply assert that my mother's cookies are the best in the entire world,  because she uses the secret family recipe on the back of the nestle chocolate chip bag. I would post the recipe, but I have sworn my life to protecting the secret, and YOU SHALL NEVER KNOW BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

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Anyway, I have no story or interesting thing to say. My sister is reading over my shoulder and said, "That's okay, your personality is interesting enough." Awww!! No, not really she would never say something so nice to me. Anyway, In conclusion I love cats, cookies, and my little sisters. And also I felt this needed to be featured,

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B- bad planning

I know the world is just sooooo excited for my next blog post except that I, you know, don't really know what I am doing, and well.... I'm mostly just making it all up as I type along my merry way. The world is like
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and I'm like,
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so as I apologize profusely I'm not really sorry, because I know that all your thinking about right now is how absolutely adorable that little kitten is, and you don't really care about the drivel around it.
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look at the picture. Think about it. Look at the picture. Think about it.... yep you're there. Anyhow, my advice to the world is that if you are a student and want to become talented at making things up at the drop of a hat, and almost sort of getting away with it, or a parent looking to relive their lives through their high school children, and want them/you to learn that skill then join/force yourself/ your child to join Speech and Debate, also known as the nerdiest sounding team ever. It's actually a lot of fun, and you never have to have good planning, which comes in handy unless you're submitted in a blogging challenge which is "supposed" to involve planning, but applaud me. You have just witnessed my bad planning, poorly executed if I do say so myself which...heh heh heh I do.
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